Hello!
You may be here because you have encountered my lil book, June.
This is a weird way to find a partner & probably a bad idea but I'm a big sloppy romantic so what the hell!
EDIT IN 2026: I love being single & I love my cool life, but I still think this is kind of a cute page so I'm gonna leave it up :•)
What's My Deal!
I'm Eddie! I'm nonbinary & use they/thems! I am 29 & an artist & a woodsman from Grand Rapids, Michigan.
I'm a full time muralist & travel the country between jobs in my darling little van.
Someday I will travel widely making art with the Love of My Life™!!!
Here's some pics of me & the fun stuff I do & cool places I've been :•)
What's YOUR Deal?
I'm trying to find Big Love & dating apps are so bad.
Maybe you think so too!
Maybe we'll match up if:
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You're an artist!
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You're queer!
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You go to therapy!
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You're monogamous!
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You're a man or man-ish (gender is not real but I'm into masc people)!
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You love the world, the outdoors, the land, the trees!
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You wanna get married in Vegas in matching cowboy suits!
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You're a woman or woman-ish (I would still love to hang out though, just don't swing that way romantically!).
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You think crypto is a good idea :/
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You're poly. No hate, just not for me!
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You are a violent criminal!
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You have ever cheated!
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You are a criminal cheater!
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Sorry to bring that shit up but I have got some wicked relationship trauma LOL